Asked to MC? Every line, written.
The running order and every word you say, from the couple's details. $39, within 1 day.
Write my MC script
Not “can I have your attention please.” The lasagne.
Most MCs get a timeline from the venue and nothing else. You get the timeline, the words and the cue to say them.
“7:00 guests seated. 7:10 intro bridal party + couple. 7:20 speeches: dad, best man, maid of honour. 8:00 dinner. 9:00 first dance, then cake. Bar is cash after 10. Be funny but not too funny – Priya”
7:10 · Entrance · stand by the dance floor, mic up, wait for the DJ's nod. “Good evening, everyone. I'm Dev, Tom's housemate for three years and the only person at this wedding who has eaten more of Priya's lasagne than Tom has. I've been asked to keep this evening on time, which anyone who has waited for Tom at a train station will find funny. Please stand, make some noise, and welcome the people who got them here: first, Priya's parents, Meera and Raj…”
Sample: Priya, Tom and Dev are made up. Every real script comes only from the details you send.
Three steps. One day.
Answer 9 questions
The couple, the venue's timeline, who speaks and when, the wedding party, the housekeeping, how you know them, the tone.
We write your script
The timed running order and every announcement, introduction and hand-over, in your voice, with cue cards.
Read it aloud once
Change anything. One free round of changes. Print the cards and you are ready.
$39
- A one-page timed running order, from doors to send-off, with a blank column for the planner's final times
- Every line you say: welcome, entrances, housekeeping, each speaker's introduction and thank-you, dinner, first dance, cake, last call
- Cue cards as a PDF, one block per card, with who to look at and what to wait for
- Within 1 day. One free round of changes. Late means your money back.
Also £32 incl. VAT · A$59 · C$55
Read a whole MC script first.
Dev's complete script for Priya and Tom's reception: the brief he was given, the running order and every line, so you can see exactly what you get.
Read the sample script Cue cards PDFand I have been told to keep each of them to five minutes. //
I was also told that none of them will listen to me. //
First, a man who has waited twenty-nine years to give this speech //
and has, I am told, been practising it on the dog: //
Priya's dad, Raj.
Tell us about the night.
Nine questions, ten minutes, your own words. You get an order code at the end, then pay by card at the checkout and the day starts.
Questions
I have never MCed anything. Is this enough?
Yes. The script is every word you say, in order, with the time each block starts, who to look at and when to hand over. Most first-time MCs say 10 to 12 minutes of words across the whole evening; the rest is reading the room, and the cue notes tell you what to watch for.
Will it be funny?
As funny as the couple want. You pick the tone, and the jokes come from the stories you give us about the couple and about you, never from a list of wedding gags, and never at anyone's expense.
What if the timeline changes on the day?
Every block is its own cue card, so you can swap the order or drop one without rewriting. The running order has a blank timing column for the planner's final times.
Already sent the form? Pay at the checkout: $39 · £32 · A$59 · C$55, then put your code in the box.
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